Fake-ass chorizo? Still more Mexican... yadda yadda

Photo Courtesy of Beth G-H, who probably had migas

¡Feliz Día de Padre!

LOLOUTERSPACEPAD

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It's a "chilly" relleno! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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There's even a Mole National Park!

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Josh Homme? More Mexican than Garza.

Courtesy of Rob B., who really knows how to shamelessly pander to me.

And we thought Mexicans ate weird stuff.

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Puttin' on the Ritz? More Mexican than Garza.

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Well, now it's official.

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Leon Trotsky? More Mexican than Garza.

And he boinked Frida Kahlo, to boot.

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Ed Brown? More Mexican than Garza.

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I don't even know anymore.

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Sticky!

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Our friend Mike? He's more Mexican than Garza.

With thanks to Mike T.

Miss Daisy Bean? More Mexican than Garza.

Courtesy of Rob B. and his adorable little dog.

\o/

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Just about EVERYTHING is more Mexican than Garza.

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"Quickly, quickly, quickly! Run fast! Run fast! Quickly!"

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